You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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