After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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