Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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