I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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