I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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