C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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