your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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