K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Sext me about skeletons
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize