Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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