another moral hangover. fuck.
Where is the hickey?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
