Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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