You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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