i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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