YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
