garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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