i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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