yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You smell like stripper and shame
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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