i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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