At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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