Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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