she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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