May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
