Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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