I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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