Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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