PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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