let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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