girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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