nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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