Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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