I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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