I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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