i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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