just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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