Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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