Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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