No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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