i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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