That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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