Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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