OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
dude. I can hear the air.
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