Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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