well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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