remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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