They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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