absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
