She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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