You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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