I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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