either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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