you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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