I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we're making bets on your personal life
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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