i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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